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Once a carefree playgirl and now immortal Mistress of the Mystic, Bambirella awakens from torpor in a century quite unlike the one she left behind. Endowed with ample potency, she wields her hard-earned powers and preternatural charms in service of the mission she started so many centuries ago: 

Social justice for all.

— "Fangs for the Mammaries" Esther Friesner

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