"Crabs: the Human Sacrifice" by Guy N. Smith Reviewed (but not read) by Khaki & K. In which: the Sea Can't Hold Them, We Can't Stop Them, and They're Here to Kill! But a toxin-resistant trainee sous-chef and a plucky band of unlikely heroes valiantly resist the hordes of vicious decapods. Will they win, or are their clams royally baked? K does some suspicious Googling. Khaki learns a recipe for grilled bookworms. Bookmarked passages: Khaki the Skywalker, Eco-gnome-ics 101, the Pen is a Mighty Harpoon, the Podcast Segue Award 2019, Gondwanaland Broke up, How to Survive Fugu Poisoning, a Good Crab Number "The only problem is the Ring of Fire." Find CoverMyAssCast on Twitter, Gmail and the good old-fashioned web.