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Amid the towering stacks of a mysterious Library we desperately ‘review’ books we haven’t read — with tenacity, ingenuity and love. We only judge a book by its cover!

67 · Bucked in the Futon

April 9, 2020

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To combat an extragalctic threat which voraciously consumes all flesh in its path, the genetically eroded human species tries to 3D-print a new strain of super-soldiers using the only evidence still extant: the Falcon Studios back catalog of gay porn.

Wildly successful, the program's results are not quite what the New Humans — nor the adversary threatening to swallow it — had in mind.

— "Dark Sky Legion" by William Barton


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