June 20, 2019
The band didn't read the fine print before they took the new gig, so...
“Dew Claws“, by Stephen Gresham.
A country crawfish boil, a brandy glass full of brown M&M's, a record deal with fine print and before you know it a small-town band's dreams are blown way out of proportion.
Count the toes and the dildos: the rise, fall and resurrection of Swomp Thang.
K stealthily tosses a pen at Her Majesty. Khaki gets a promotion, which he now always has had.
Special mention to @scattermoon on Twitter for her excellent literary accent joke and to to fabulous troubadour Cosmik for his superb song "Make America Great... Britain Again!"
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