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Amid the towering stacks of a mysterious Library we desperately ‘review’ books we haven’t read — with tenacity, ingenuity and love. We only judge a book by its cover!

April 30, 2020

70 · Jockstraps for boobs

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When low-rent Comic-Con's panel on crocheting Superhero Blankets accidentally summons an eldritch horror, the only thing standing between an Elder God invasion and the attendees cowering in the Dealers Den is a squad of Maleficent cosplayers.

— "Times without Number" by John Brunner

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April 23, 2020

69 · Nice

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As dictated by tradition every dragon must acquire his weapon in conquest, but for one young fire-lizard his knight in shining armour just doesn't seem to want to come; as the laughing stock of his peers he sets off to find his knight himself and hopefully win his blade in time for him to join the impeding dragon war.

— "A Sword for a Dragon" by Christopher Rowley

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April 22, 2020

Announcement! Livestream Apr 25!

We've sadly had to cancel our live show at the Bonus Stage in Croydon, which we'd previously hinted at — so we're doing it on the INTERNET instead!

Click here to tune in to the Cover My Ass Live Extravaganza: 

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April 16, 2020

68 · Daniel Craig in Rian Johnson’s “The Baroness”

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International woman of mystery "The Baroness", who, unlike many of her male counterparts actually maintains her secret identity and mission-ready status faces off against her longtime nemesis Blowfinger alongside her trusty but wholly impractical Afghan hounds against the backdrop of a world shrugging out of the carefree '60s and into the Welsh-Argentinan Cold War using cunning, political savoir-faire, and haute couture.

— "The Baroness: The Ecstasy Connection" by Paul Kenyon

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April 9, 2020

67 · Bucked in the Futon

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To combat an extragalctic threat which voraciously consumes all flesh in its path, the genetically eroded human species tries to 3D-print a new strain of super-soldiers using the only evidence still extant: the Falcon Studios back catalog of gay porn.

Wildly successful, the program's results are not quite what the New Humans — nor the adversary threatening to swallow it — had in mind.

— "Dark Sky Legion" by William Barton

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April 2, 2020

66 · Volvo Loves Gash

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The descendants of the original Moonbase Alpha crew are tired of exploring the wondrous universe in their generational fleet.

They discover a forbidden psychic time-travel technology to inhabit the bodies of past NASA personnel to prevent the centuries of wandering through space.

All is not as it seems though as they end up taking over the minds of a TV crew playing the parts of Astronauts rather than actual NASA personnel!

— "Space: 1999: The Psychomorph" by Michael Butterworth

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