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A weekly podcast wherein we freestyle ‘reviews’ of books we haven’t read, with tenacity, ingenuity and palpable desperation. We only judge a book by its cover!

January 16, 2020

55 · OK Hoofer

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Since the discovery that drinking dissolved unicorns enhances magical ability these glorious creatures have been poached to the brink of extinction, depleting the world's ambient levels of magic and exacerbating the demand — only our young, responsible heroes stand in the way of thaumaturgical disaster!

— "The Unicorn Solution" by John Lee

K has tips for ebook readers. Khaki says "monocerops" and doesn't pay enough of a price.

With thanks to Friend-of-the-library Ryan Campbell who wrote "6 Unbelievable Facts About Unicorns"


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January 9, 2020

54 · A Broom In A Dress

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In a society where the quaint custom of 'Stealing the Bride' is taken very seriously, Susan Black's career as a wedding planner is about to make a meteoric rise when she lands the contract for the crown prince's upcoming nuptials, which take on the scope of a land war in Asia or invading Russia in winter.

— "Rules of Engagement" by Elizabeth Moon

K 'doubts continue to gnaw at him. Khaki recites his favorite German idiom.


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January 2, 2020

53 · Tenzing Norgay’s Cameraman

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A bumblebrained young blunder-dunce is mistaken for an eccentric prodigy and tasked with creating wondrous new technologies to safely exploit the Arctic mineral resources. Together with his well-meaning but equally incompetent friends, Tom Swift nobly strives and disastrously fails to live up to his parents' rose-tinted expectations, to the ruin of all who believed in him.

— "Tom Swift and his Atomic Earth Blaster" by Victor Appleton II

K 's patience wins out over his suspicion. Khaki is... not himself.


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