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Amid the towering stacks of a mysterious Library we desperately ‘review’ books we haven’t read — with tenacity, ingenuity and love. We only judge a book by its cover!

December 26, 2019

52 · Anne McCaffrey’s Whizzy-Blendy Thing

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The dimension-hopping gigglewitch Anne McCaffrey teleports into a sleepy town in medieval France to delight the townsfolk's upper crust with a sumptuous dinner spread — but when one of the guests is murdered Mrs. McCaffrey must use all her magical cooking skills uncover the truth and find the proof in the pudding.

— Serve It Forth: Cooking with Anne McCaffrey" by Anne McCaffrey with John Gregory Betancourt

K grins and bears his good friend's cooking. Khaki edits the fuck out of this episode.

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December 19, 2019

51 · The Omega Kink

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This week, in "Time Ninja", by Andy Schoepp: 

The T.E.R.F. have surprisingly succeeded in their quest to eliminate letters from the LGB Trigrammaton, and the cool 23rd-century multiqueers of Earth and Space conspire to build and train the Ultimate Time Ninja to send them back to protect the Polygrammaton of LGBTQIAIAO+ of the 21st century and expand the Galaxy's future rather than limiting it.

K knows a lot about Japan. Khaki is gets a workout.

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December 12, 2019

50 · I Can’t Believe It’s Nut-Butter!

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As this is the first non-explicit episode of Cover My Ass, we advise our readers-at-home to listen to it in private. With headphones.

This week, in "The Price of Temptation", by M. J. Pearson: 

A Very Special Friendship blossoms between two young men from different worlds: one a dashing rooster-tamer whose wild independence threatens his inheritance of his mother's nut-butter fortune, and the other a simple butter-churner from a low-born family of pipe-cleaners who dreams of becoming a theatre backstagehand.

K factually reports the title of a book. Khaki is finally ready to embark.

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December 5, 2019

49 · The Innsmouth Look

Cover artThis week, in "The Gods Hate Kansas", by Joseph Millard: 

After a hapless astronaut from Kansas commits an intergalactic faux-pas, the offended alien race brings down the wrath of their elder gods that make earth's great old ones pale by comparison.

K watches Icarus take flight. Khaki is, you guessed it, a dog-person.

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